Why was Mario coughing a lot?- Something went down the wrong tube.
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Why did the two ghosts attack Mario?
Why did the two ghosts attack Mario?- To give him a boo-boo.
What do you call the mother who gave birth to Super Mario?
What do you call the mother who gave birth to Super Mario?- Mario Maker
Does Mario’s Kart need to eat?
Does Mario's Kart need to eat?- No, Mario Kart 8.
What’s Mario’s favorite musical?
What's Mario's favorite musical?- Mamma Mia
When is Mario’s birthday?
When is Mario's birthday?- MAR10
#1 Jokes: Why was Mario coughing a lot?
Why was Mario coughing a lot?
- Something went down the wrong tube.
- Something went down the wrong tube.
#2 Jokes: Why did the two ghosts attack Mario?
Why did the two ghosts attack Mario?
- To give him a boo-boo.
- To give him a boo-boo.
#3 Jokes: What do you call the mother who gave bir...
What do you call the mother who gave birth to Super Mario?
- Mario Maker
- Mario Maker
#4 Jokes: Does Mario’s Kart need to eat?
Does Mario's Kart need to eat?
- No, Mario Kart 8.
- No, Mario Kart 8.
#5 Jokes: What’s Mario’s favorite musi...
What's Mario's favorite musical?
- Mamma Mia
- Mamma Mia
#6 Jokes: When is Mario’s birthday?
When is Mario's birthday?
- MAR10
- MAR10
#7 Jokes: Why is Mario so energetic?
Why is Mario so energetic?
- He's the first 1-up in the morning
- He's the first 1-up in the morning
#8 Jokes: Without women sex would be a pain in the...
Without women sex would be a pain in the ass
#9 Jokes: What did Mario use to talk to the Boos?
What did Mario use to talk to the Boos?
- A LuWigi board.
- A LuWigi board.
#10 Jokes: How does Mario surf the internet?
How does Mario surf the internet?
- With web Bowsers.
- With web Bowsers.
#11 Jokes: Mario is breaking up with Princess Peach...
Mario is breaking up with Princess Peach.
Peach: Is it me?
Mario: No, it's-a not-a you, it's-a me, Mario.
Peach: Is it me?
Mario: No, it's-a not-a you, it's-a me, Mario.
#12 Jokes: Super Mario Bros
Mario is Italian
Looks like a Mexican
Invented by the Japanese
Lives in America
Jumps like a black guy
Takes coins like a jew
Nimimerkki: SuperFan
Looks like a Mexican
Invented by the Japanese
Lives in America
Jumps like a black guy
Takes coins like a jew
Nimimerkki: SuperFan
#13 Jokes: My wife is really mad at the fact that I...
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right!
#14 Jokes: Why did Billy get fired from the banana ...
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones.
He kept throwing away the bent ones.
#15 Jokes: What did one hat say to the other?
What did one hat say to the other?
Stay here! I'm going on ahead.
Stay here! I'm going on ahead.
#16 Jokes: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up ...
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.
It was two tired.
#17 Jokes: Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!
Well, I'm not going to spread it!
#18 Jokes: What do you call someone with no body an...
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Nobody knows.
#19 Jokes: I don’t trust stairs. They’r...
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
#20 Jokes: Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
They'd crack each other up.
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