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Why should you never play poker at the zoo? Too many cheetahs
Is your bday on October 10? Cuz you’re a 10/10 💯
You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection! You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
Here, feel my jacket. Do you know what that’s made of? Boyfriend material.
Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.
If I made the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
I’ll show you my tan lines if you’ll show me yours.
Are you a magnet? ‘Cuz you’re so attractive
Is your face from McDonald’s? ‘Cuz I’m lovin’ it
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection! You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
If I made the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
It’s absolutely illegal to look as good as you do right now.
Mario is Italian
Looks like a Mexican
Invented by the Japanese
Lives in America
Jumps like a black guy
Takes coins like a jew
Nimimerkki: SuperFan
Looks like a Mexican
Invented by the Japanese
Lives in America
Jumps like a black guy
Takes coins like a jew
Nimimerkki: SuperFan
It’s absolutely illegal to look as good as you do right now.
Hey, what’s your favorite pickup line? [Then just use it on them.]
Hey, my name is [insert name], but you can call me tomorrow.
Are you a magnet? ‘Cuz you’re so attractive
Is your face from McDonald’s? ‘Cuz I’m lovin’ it
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection! You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
It’s absolutely illegal to look as good as you do right now.
So…what’s the key to winning you over? I’m ready for the challenge.
So…what’s the key to winning you over? I’m ready for the challenge.
Hey, what’s your favorite pickup line? [Then just use it on them.]
I’ll show you my tan lines if you’ll show me yours.
Why was Mario coughing a lot?
- Something went down the wrong tube.
- Something went down the wrong tube.
Why did the two ghosts attack Mario?
- To give him a boo-boo.
- To give him a boo-boo.
What do you call the mother who gave birth to Super Mario?
- Mario Maker
- Mario Maker
If I made the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Here, feel my jacket. Do you know what that’s made of? Boyfriend material.
Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.