#1 Jokes: Why was Mario coughing ...

Why was Mario coughing a lot?
- Something went down the wrong tube.

Super Mario Jokes

#2 Jokes: Why did the two ghosts ...

Why did the two ghosts attack Mario?
- To give him a boo-boo.

Super Mario Jokes

#3 Jokes: What do you call the mo...

What do you call the mother who gave birth to Super Mario?
- Mario Maker

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#4 Jokes: Does Mario’s Kart...

Does Mario's Kart need to eat?
- No, Mario Kart 8.

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#5 Jokes: What’s Mario̵...

What's Mario's favorite musical?
- Mamma Mia

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#6 Jokes: When is Mario’s b...

When is Mario's birthday?
- MAR10

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#7 Jokes: Why is Mario so energet...

Why is Mario so energetic?
- He's the first 1-up in the morning

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#8 Jokes: Without women sex would...

Without women sex would be a pain in the ass

One-Liner Jokes

#9 Jokes: What did Mario use to t...

What did Mario use to talk to the Boos?
- A LuWigi board.

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#10 Jokes: How does Mario surf th...

How does Mario surf the internet?
- With web Bowsers.

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#11 Jokes: Mario is breaking up w...

Mario is breaking up with Princess Peach.
Peach: Is it me?
Mario: No, it's-a not-a you, it's-a me, Mario.

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#12 Jokes: Super Mario Bros...

Mario is Italian
Looks like a Mexican
Invented by the Japanese
Lives in America
Jumps like a black guy
Takes coins like a jew

Nimimerkki: SuperFan

Movie Jokes, Super Mario Jokes

#13 Jokes: My wife is really mad ...

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!

Dad Jokes

#14 Jokes: Why did Billy get fire...

Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones.

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#15 Jokes: What did one hat say t...

What did one hat say to the other?
Stay here! I'm going on ahead.

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#16 Jokes: Why couldn’t the...

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.

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#17 Jokes: Did you hear the rumor...

Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!

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#18 Jokes: What do you call someo...

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.

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#19 Jokes: I don’t trust st...

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Dad Jokes, One-Liner Jokes

#20 Jokes: Why don’t eggs t...

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.

Dad Jokes