#1 Jokes: Why was Mario coughing ...
Why was Mario coughing a lot?- Something went down the wrong tube.
Super Mario Jokes
#2 Jokes: Why did the two ghosts ...
Why did the two ghosts attack Mario?- To give him a boo-boo.
#3 Jokes: What do you call the mo...
What do you call the mother who gave birth to Super Mario?- Mario Maker
#4 Jokes: Does Mario’s Kart...
Does Mario's Kart need to eat?- No, Mario Kart 8.
#5 Jokes: What’s Mario̵...
What's Mario's favorite musical?- Mamma Mia
#6 Jokes: When is Mario’s b...
When is Mario's birthday?- MAR10
#7 Jokes: Why is Mario so energet...
Why is Mario so energetic?- He's the first 1-up in the morning
#8 Jokes: Without women sex would...
Without women sex would be a pain in the ass
One-Liner Jokes
#9 Jokes: What did Mario use to t...
What did Mario use to talk to the Boos?- A LuWigi board.
#10 Jokes: How does Mario surf th...
How does Mario surf the internet?- With web Bowsers.
#11 Jokes: Mario is breaking up w...
Mario is breaking up with Princess Peach. Peach: Is it me?Mario: No, it's-a not-a you, it's-a me, Mario.
#12 Jokes: Super Mario Bros...
Mario is ItalianLooks like a MexicanInvented by the JapaneseLives in AmericaJumps like a black guyTakes coins like a jewNimimerkki: SuperFan
Movie Jokes, Super Mario Jokes
#13 Jokes: My wife is really mad ...
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!
Dad Jokes
#14 Jokes: Why did Billy get fire...
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
#15 Jokes: What did one hat say t...
What did one hat say to the other?Stay here! I'm going on ahead.
#16 Jokes: Why couldn’t the...
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
#17 Jokes: Did you hear the rumor...
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
#18 Jokes: What do you call someo...
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
#19 Jokes: I don’t trust st...
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Dad Jokes, One-Liner Jokes
#20 Jokes: Why don’t eggs t...
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
