#21 Jokes: How do you get a squir...
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
Dad Jokes
#22 Jokes: I don’t trust th...
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
Dad Jokes, One-Liner Jokes
#23 Jokes: Where do boats go when...
Where do boats go when they're sick?To the boat doc.
#24 Jokes: I got carded at a liqu...
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.
#25 Jokes: What do you call a poo...
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?St. Nickel-less.
#26 Jokes: Dad, did you get a hai...
Dad, did you get a haircut?No, I got them all cut!
#27 Jokes: What has more letters ...
What has more letters than the alphabet?"The post office!
#28 Jokes: Where do you learn to ...
Where do you learn to make a banana split?Sundae school.
#29 Jokes: What does a sprinter e...
What does a sprinter eat before a race?Nothing, they fast!
#30 Jokes: What’s the best ...
What's the best thing about Switzerland?I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
#31 Jokes: What did Baby Corn say...
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?Where's Pop Corn?
#32 Jokes: I asked my dog what...
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
#33 Jokes: Where do fruits go on ...
Where do fruits go on vacation?Pear-is!
#34 Jokes: A skeleton walks into ...
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.
#35 Jokes: What did the zero say ...
What did the zero say to the eight?That belt looks good on you.
#36 Jokes: What did one wall say ...
What did one wall say to the other?I'll meet you at the corner.
#37 Jokes: How does the moon cut ...
How does the moon cut his hair?Eclipse it.
#38 Jokes: I only know 25 letters...
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
#39 Jokes: Why do seagulls fly ov...
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.
#40 Jokes: What did the ocean say...
What did the ocean say to the beach?Nothing, it just waved.
