Why was Mario coughing a lot?
- Something went down the wrong tube.
Why did the two ghosts attack Mario?
- To give him a boo-boo.
What do you call the mother who gave birth to Super Mario?
- Mario Maker
Does Mario's Kart need to eat?
- No, Mario Kart 8.
What's Mario's favorite musical?
- Mamma Mia
When is Mario's birthday?
- MAR10
Why is Mario so energetic?
- He's the first 1-up in the morning
What did Mario use to talk to the Boos?
- A LuWigi board.
How does Mario surf the internet?
- With web Bowsers.
Mario is breaking up with Princess Peach.
Peach: Is it me?
Mario: No, it's-a not-a you, it's-a me, Mario.
Mario is Italian
Looks like a Mexican
Invented by the Japanese
Lives in America
Jumps like a black guy
Takes coins like a jew

Nimimerkki: SuperFan