I miss feeling your hands all over me XOXO
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I’ve been practicing some massage techniques. Care to be my volunteer later?
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There’s a big sale at my house right now—clothes are 100 percent off. Wanna come?
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I was just thinking about you…and all my blood traveled south. See you later!
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I can’t wait to show you how much you turn me on.
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Hey, beautiful! What are you doing tonight besides me?
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I wish I were there with you right now. I don’t know how much longer my body can wait to see yours.
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Are you my phone? I can’t believe how long it took me to find you.
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Hi, cutie! Aren’t you exhausted? You’ve been running through my thoughts the whole day. Naked, most of the time.
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I can’t sleep—all I can think about is what we would be doing if you were here with me…
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Don’t ever change. Okay? Just get naked later. XOXO
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I just wanted to tell you that you have a great smile, but it would look even better if that’s all you were wearing later.
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Hey, beautiful! Should I come over tonight?
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I wish I were lying there next to you…naked.
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I feel like a light switch, and I can’t wait for you to turn me on.
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I want you so badly.
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