What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?
Where's Pop Corn?
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
Pear-is!
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.
What did the zero say to the eight?
That belt looks good on you.
What did one wall say to the other?
I'll meet you at the corner.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
Have you heard about the chocolate record player?
It sounds pretty sweet.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory.
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.
Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the fresh prints.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites.