Stop thinking about me naked!
Sheesh.
Come over ASAP.
Tell your chest to stop staring at my eyes when you’re around me.
It always distracts me.
Are you tired?
You’ve been running naked in my mind all day.
Apart from looking so beautiful and sexy, what else can you do?
Those jeans looked really good on you earlier, but you know what would look even better?
Me.
Just so you know, tonight will be unforgettable.
Did you just put yourself on my “to-do” list?
If I said you had a beautiful body,
would you hold it against me?
FYI, your body is a wonderland,
and I’d like to be Alice.
You have no idea what you do to me.
My muscles aren’t the only impressive thing about me.
Lights on or off later?
I’m not a genie,
but I can make your wildest wishes come true tonight.
What’s a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Your body is 60 percent water...
And I’m thirsty.
I’m new in town.
Could you give me directions to your apartment?
You look hotter than my coffee.
My friends bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.