Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.
Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I’m gonna guess size sexy!
What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!
Is your name Google? You’ve got everything I’m searching for.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're soda-licious.
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!
I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. *Laughs* No, I'm kidding, but can I get your number?
If I made the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Hey, my name is [insert name], but you can call me tomorrow.
Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.