If I made the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Hey, my name is [insert name], but you can call me tomorrow.
Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.