I think I could fall madly into bed with you right now.

I’m not a dentist,
but I bet I could give you a filling if you wanted me to.

Hey!
My name is Microsoft.
Can I crash at your place tonight after our date?

If I said you had a beautiful body,
would you hold it against me?

Let’s play carpenter so we can nail each other.

What’s the difference between a fork and a knife? Let’s find out tonight over dinner.

Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

Do you also love winter? Because I'm snow glad I met you.

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me!

Are you the Terms and Conditions? I’d agree to anything with you.

Are you craving Pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizz-a you

Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.

Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're soda-licious.

You look so familiar…did we have class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

I'm learning about important dates in history, wanna be one of them?

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Are you my pinky toe? Because I wanna bang you on my coffee table.

Are you a cat? Because you're purrfect.

Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.

Do you have a library card, ‘cause I’d like to check you out.