If I made the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Here, feel my jacket. Do you know what that’s made of? Boyfriend material.
Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.
Hey, my name is [insert name], but you can call me tomorrow.
Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.