I think I could fall madly into bed with you right now.

I’m not a dentist,
but I bet I could give you a filling if you wanted me to.

Hey!
My name is Microsoft.
Can I crash at your place tonight after our date?

Tonight, pretend I’m a pirate and give me that booty.
See you later!

If I said you had a beautiful body,
would you hold it against me?

FYI, your body is a wonderland,
and I’d like to be Alice.

Are your jeans Guess?
Because guess who wants to take them off?

Unlike the TV,
I like it when you have nothing on.

Do you appreciate culture?
Because I’d like to French kiss you.

I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock.
See you this weekend!

What’s a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Are you Little Caesars?
Because you’re hot and I’m ready.

I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me...
What do you think?

I’ll flip a coin.
Whichever side it lands on is what you’ll be getting tonight.

Do you know your ABCs?
Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.

Do you like whales?
Because we can go hump back at my place.

I’m an artist,
and my favorite thing to make is love.

Are you a sea lion?
Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.

Let’s play carpenter
so we can nail each other.

What’s the difference between a fork and a knife? Let’s find out tonight over dinner.