Dirty Jokes

In our extensive collection of dirty jokes, you’ll find the absolute best and funniest ones around. Our joke library grows daily, so you can discover brand new dirty jokes almost every single day.

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Your clothes look uncomfortable.
Let me help you out of them.

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Breakfast is my second-favorite thing to have in bed.
What’s yours?

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I’ll flip a coin.
Whichever side it lands on is what you’ll be getting tonight.

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I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.

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Do you know your ABCs?
Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.

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Your belt looks really tight.
Can I loosen it for you?

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Are you an elevator?
Because I’d love to go up and down with you.

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That outfit you’re wearing would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

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Do I have to sign for your package?

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Let’s play carpenter
so we can nail each other.

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What’s the difference between a fork and a knife? Let’s find out tonight over dinner.

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Excuse me, I’ve seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?

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I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

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Are you my pinky toe? Because I wanna bang you on my coffee table.

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I’ll show you my tan lines if you’ll show me yours.

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