Great dress.
I’m sorry, I’ll have to rip it apart later tonight.

Tell your chest to stop staring at my eyes when you’re around me.
It always distracts me.

Wanna come to the party in my bed tonight?

Are you tired?
You’ve been running naked in my mind all day.

I bought some whipped cream—
Want to be the dessert?

Twinkle twinkle, little star, let’s make love in my car.
See you later!

I can see you in my future...
On top of me.

Hey, beautiful!
We were born without clothes, so let’s go back to the old days after our date.

I can tell you’re into yoga.
Why don’t you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are?

I hope I’m on your mind later.
Picture me with nothing on.

Hey there!
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.

I’m not a dentist,
but I bet I could give you a filling if you wanted me to.

Just like my favorite breakfast food,
I can’t wait to flip you over.

Tonight, pretend I’m a pirate and give me that booty.
See you later!

Are you Mulan?
Because I want you to handle my sword tonight.

Let’s pretend my bed is the ocean and make some waves.

Did you just put yourself on my “to-do” list?

My muscles aren’t the only impressive thing about me.

Did it hurt—when you fell from heaven?
Oh, wait, you haven’t been in my bed yet.

What’s a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?