Great dress.
I’m sorry, I’ll have to rip it apart later tonight.

Tell your chest to stop staring at my eyes when you’re around me.
It always distracts me.

Wanna come to the party in my bed tonight?

Are you tired?
You’ve been running naked in my mind all day.

I bought some whipped cream—
Want to be the dessert?

Twinkle twinkle, little star, let’s make love in my car.
See you later!

I can see you in my future...
On top of me.

Hey, beautiful!
We were born without clothes, so let’s go back to the old days after our date.

I can tell you’re into yoga.
Why don’t you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are?

I hope I’m on your mind later.
Picture me with nothing on.

Hey there!
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.

I’m not a dentist,
but I bet I could give you a filling if you wanted me to.

Let’s play carpenter so we can nail each other.

What’s the difference between a fork and a knife? Let’s find out tonight over dinner.

Excuse me, I’ve seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?

I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

Are you my pinky toe? Because I wanna bang you on my coffee table.

I’ll show you my tan lines if you’ll show me yours.