Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special
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If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
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Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday?
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Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!
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You are almost as hot as my mom.
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How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
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Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!
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You look exactly like my future ex-wife.
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I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
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You’d be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!
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I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
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She: I’m in a relationship | You: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.
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My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
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You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
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Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!
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Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
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Go between two black girls and say “Let’s make an Orio!”
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Are you religios? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
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I’m in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.
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