What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
I'm afraid for the calendar
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.