Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert tonight?
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Stop thinking about me naked!
Sheesh.
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Great dress. I’m sorry, I’ll have to rip it apart later tonight.
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I don’t like sitting here at work when I could be at home doing things to you.
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Come over ASAP.
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Tell your chest to stop staring at my eyes when you’re around me. It always distracts me.
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Wanna come to the party in my bed tonight?
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I can’t stop thinking about all the fun things we could be doing together.
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Are you tired? You’ve been running naked in my mind all day.
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Is your body a map? Because I love to travel.
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Apart from looking so beautiful and sexy, what else can you do?
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I bought some whipped cream—want to be the dessert?
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Twinkle twinkle, little star, let’s make love in my car. See you later!
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Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional? Let me know tonight!
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Those jeans looked really good on you earlier, but you know what would look even better? Me.
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If you look this good in clothes, I can’t imagine how good you’ll look out of them.
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I can you see you in my future…on top of me.
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Hey, beautiful! We were born without clothes, so let’s go back to the old days after our date.
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I think I could fall madly into bed with you right now.
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I can tell you’re into yoga. Why don’t you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are?
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