I hope I’m on your mind later—picture me with nothing on.
Jokes Pickup Lines
It has been raining all day long, and tonight is going to be crazy cold. Can I add you to my covers?
Jokes Pickup Lines
Just so you know, tonight will be unforgettable.
Jokes Pickup Lines
Hey there! I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
Jokes Pickup Lines
I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling if you wanted me to.
Jokes Pickup Lines
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight after our date?
Jokes Pickup Lines
Just like my favorite breakfast food, I can’t wait to flip you over.
Jokes Pickup Lines
Tonight, pretend I’m a pirate and give me that booty. See you later!
Jokes Pickup Lines
Are you Mulan?
Because I want you to handle my sword tonight.
Jokes Pickup Lines
Let’s pretend my bed is the ocean and make some waves.
Jokes Pickup Lines
Did you just put yourself on my “to do” list?
Jokes Pickup Lines
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Cheesy Jokes Jokes One-Liner Jokes Pickup Lines Word Play Jokes
FYI, your body is a wonderland, and I’d like to be Alice.
Jokes Pickup Lines
Are your jeans Guess? Because guess who wants to take them off?
Jokes Pickup Lines
Unlike the TV, I like it when you have nothing on.
Jokes Pickup Lines
Do you appreciate culture? Because I’d like to French kiss you.
Jokes Pickup Lines
You have no idea what you do to me.
Jokes Pickup Lines
My muscles aren’t the only impressive thing about me.
Jokes Pickup Lines
Much like Santa, I also have a gift for you in my sleigh. If you come over, I’ll give it to you.
Jokes Pickup Lines
You are worth every sin I’ll be committing with you tonight. XO
Jokes Pickup Lines