Are you a beaver? Because daaaaaam.
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Are you a phone charger? I can’t function without you.
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Are you a credit card? I can’t stop swiping.
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Are you a parking spot? You’re hard to find and I keep circling.
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Are you a tax return? Because I’d file you under “long overdue.”
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Are you my homework? I’d love to slam you on the table and do you all night.
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I don’t know your story, but I want chapter one.
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If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
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I planned to act cool. You ruined that plan.
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I had a normal day. Then you walked in.
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I’d describe my type, but I’m looking at it.
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I came over to say one word. Hi.
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I forgot what I was going to say. You’re distracting.
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You walked in and the room got better lighting.
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Hi. I’m shy. But you’re worth the embarrassment.
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I’m out of clever lines. Just say yes.
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I had a bad day. You fixed it.
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I’d cancel my plans tonight. Just so you know.
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I don’t usually start with hi. So this is rare.
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You’re trouble. Slide it on over.
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