I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
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You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
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Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
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Is it hot in here or is it just you?
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(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
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Hi, I have big feet.
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They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof!
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Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
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Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb.
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Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.
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If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
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Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
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You make me wish I weren't gay!
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Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!
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Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest
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I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
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We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
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(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
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I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
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Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
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