“Is your name a parking ticket? Because you have ‘fine’ written all over you.”
“Is your name Starbucks? Because I love you a latte.”
“Is your name Nutella? Because you’re so sweet and spreadable.”
“Is your name Cream Cheese? Because you’re the best thing on bagels.”
“Is your name Avocado? Because you’re the good fat in my life.”
“Is your name Adele? Because you’re rolling in the deep.”
“Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.”
“Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.”
“Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”
“Do you have a pen? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.”
“Do you have a twin sister? Because I’ve been seeing double all night.”
“Do you mind if I walk you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? It’s made of boyfriend material.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth.
Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
For some reason, I was feeling a little off today.
But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?