Are you a microwave? ‘Cuz you melt my heart!
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Do you have any sunscreen? ‘Cuz you’re burning me up!
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Your hands look heavy. Let me hold them for you!
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I think you should learn CPR, ‘cuz whenever I’m with you, you take my breath away!
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Are you wifi? ‘Cuz I’m feeling a connection.
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69 (FUNNY NUMBER AHAHAHAAHAHAH). Roses are red, violets are blue, I don’t sleep at night ‘cause I’m thinking of you
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I love candy, but it’s not as sweet as you
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Do you have a name, or should I just call you mine?
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All the good pickup lines are taken…but I’m hoping you’re not.
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I seem to have lost my cell number. Can I have yours?
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Have we met? Because you look exactly like my next partner.
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What’s your favorite cocktail? So I know what to buy you on our first date.
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I’m pretty sure you’re my dream person. I had to say hi.
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What’s it like being the most gorgeous person in the room?
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Are you a soccer player? You look like a keeper.
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I’m just gonna be real with you, I think we’d make a great match.
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Aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?
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I just wanted to tell you how cute you are.
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Wait. If you’re here, who’s running heaven?
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Hi! My name is [your name], but you can call me tonight.
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