I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
Without women sex would be a pain in the ass
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.