Sex Jokes

In our extensive collection of sex jokes, you’ll find the absolute best and funniest ones around. Our joke library grows daily, so you can discover brand new sex jokes almost every single day.

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Are your jeans Guess?
Because guess who wants to take them off?

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Unlike the TV,
I like it when you have nothing on.

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You are worth every sin I’ll be committing with you tonight.
XO

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Lights on or off later?

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I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock.
See you this weekend!

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I can’t wait to kiss every last part of your body.

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Did it hurt—when you fell from heaven?
Oh, wait, you haven’t been in my bed yet.

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Your clothes look uncomfortable.
Let me help you out of them.

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Breakfast is my second-favorite thing to have in bed.
What’s yours?

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I’ll flip a coin.
Whichever side it lands on is what you’ll be getting tonight.

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Do you know your ABCs?
Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.

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Let’s play carpenter
so we can nail each other.

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What’s the difference between a fork and a knife? Let’s find out tonight over dinner.

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Do you like sleeping? [Yeah] Cool, we should do it together sometime!

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Excuse me, I’ve seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?

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I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

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Are you my pinky toe? Because I wanna bang you on my coffee table.

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The Funniest Sex Jokes to Brighten Your Day

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Hilarious sex jokes make you laugh out loud, most times uncontrollably. That is exactly the kind of humor that we have lined up for you. These jokes will tickle your funny bone, making them perfect for adding a dash of humor to any conversation or gathering. Some might sound silly or clever, but within every single one, you will find the exact spark of humor that you need.

Our joke library grows daily, so you can discover brand new sex jokes almost every single day. These funny jokes are guaranteed to make you crack a smile! Share them with others and brighten their day up a little, because laughter is always the best medicine.