Short Jokes

In our extensive collection of short jokes, you’ll find the absolute best and funniest ones around. Our joke library grows daily, so you can discover brand new short jokes almost every single day.

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My muscles aren’t the only impressive thing about me.

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Lights on or off later?

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I’m not a genie,
but I can make your wildest wishes come true tonight.

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I have a surprise for you later tonight…
I think you’re going to like it!

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I’m new in town.
Could you give me directions to your apartment?

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You’re so sweet,
you put Hershey’s Kisses out of business.

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If being sexy were a crime,
you’d be guilty as charged!

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That sweater looks amazing on you.
I bet I would, too!

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I have no interest in having kids,
but can we practice anyway?

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I normally go for an 8, but I would settle for a 10 like you.

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Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.”

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Do you like sleeping? [Yeah] Cool, we should do it together sometime!

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What size shoe you wear babygirl? I’m gonna guess size sexy!

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Excuse me, I’ve seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?

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Are you a teddy bear? I want to take you home.

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I matched because you looked interesting. The cute part was a bonus.

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Quick question. Are you actually as funny as your bio?

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I'm new in town, could you give me directions to your apartment?

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My name is [your name] but you should hear my phone number.

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Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

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The Funniest Short Jokes to Brighten Your Day

A good short jokes is like a snack-size candy bar: small enough to devour in one bite yet sweet enough to boost your mood instantly. Whether you’re spicing up a group chat, warming up a crowd, or just entertaining yourself during a coffee break, rapid-fire humor does the trick. In our extensive collection of short jokes, you’ll find the absolute best and funniest ones around to keep you entertained.

Hilarious short jokes make you laugh out loud, most times uncontrollably. That is exactly the kind of humor that we have lined up for you. These jokes will tickle your funny bone, making them perfect for adding a dash of humor to any conversation or gathering. Some might sound silly or clever, but within every single one, you will find the exact spark of humor that you need.

Our joke library grows daily, so you can discover brand new short jokes almost every single day. These funny jokes are guaranteed to make you crack a smile! Share them with others and brighten their day up a little, because laughter is always the best medicine.