Let’s flip a coin. Head, I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.
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Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.
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I’ve got this little problem. I’ve got a stalker… I need a cover. I need for you to pretend we’re having a scintillating conversation, and you are wildly entertained.
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You look a little sick. Do you need some Vitamin Me?
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I’m blinded by your beauty. I need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
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Let’s watch Finding Nemo and kiss every time we see a fish.
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I need your help. How do I start a conversation with an attractive person and eventually ask them out on a date?
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I’m not a photographer, but I can still picture us together.
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When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
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There’s one of you, and one of me, and that equals <3.
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4 + 4 equals 8, but you + me equals fate.
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Do you like math? Honestly, I hate it. The only number I care about is yours.
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Are you the square root of 100? Because you’re a solid 10.
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I heard you like math. So what’s the sum of you + me?
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I hate fractions. Will you be my other half and complete me?
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You are sweeter than 3.14159.
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On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.
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I’m not a mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. How about we exchange a few?
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Are you the factorial of 0? Because you are the one.
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Can I call-cu-later?
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