Have we met before? Actually, never mind—I think it was just in my dreams.
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What does it feel like? To be the most attractive person in the room?
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Do you know the difference between history and you? History is in the past and you’re my future.
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Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
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I’m writing an article on the finer things in life and I was hoping I could interview you.
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Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
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Somebody call the cops, because you just stole my heart.
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I bet my number sounds nicer than yours. Want to hear it?
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Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
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I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.
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I’d like to take you to the movies but they don’t let you bring your own snacks in.
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I should charge you rent for spending so much time in my head.
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If good-looking was a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.
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You’re incredibly good-looking, but I can tell that’s the least interesting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
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Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice. What’s up?
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I’m actually from the future, where we’ve been married for 20 years. I’ve come back to settle an argument about when and where our first date was.
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You have a little bit of cute on your face.
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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me.
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You see my friend over there? They want to know if you think I’m cute.
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My favorite word is universe because it starts with U N I.
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