Do you play soccer? Because you look like a keeper.
I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date.
Any chance you have an extra heart? Mine’s been stolen!
I hope our love will be like the number Pi: irrational and endless!
Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!
You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
Do you have a band aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You must be made of Copper and Tellurium, because you’re CuTe!
Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!
If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.
I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
I was going to say something really sweet about you. But when I saw you, I became speechless.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten-I-see!
Are you wi-fi? Because I’m totally feeling a connection.
I know you’re out of grocery items but you are totally checking me out.
Are you wearing space-pants? ‘Cause your a$$ is out of this world!
Are you an earthquake ‘cause you just rocked my world.
My name is Rebekah but you can call me tonight.
I know it’s not Christmas, but my lap is always ready.