You gotta be jelly ‘cause jam don’t shake like that!
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Do you have a Band Aid cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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If I were a stop light I would turn red every time you stopped by just so I could stare at you a while longer.
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Smoking is hazardous to your health and baby you’re killing me.
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Your daddy must have been a baker ‘cause you’ve got the nicest pair of buns I’ve ever seen.
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Life without you would be like a broken pencil ...pointless.
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You’re like milk, I just want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
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My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in!
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I’m not actually this tall I’m just sitting on my wallet.
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Your a$$ is so nice… it’s a shame you have to sit on it!
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Did you wash your pants in Windex? ‘Cause I can just see myself in them.
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Did you get your pants on sale? ‘Cause at my house they would be 100% off.
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I just want to live in your socks, so I can be with you every step of the way.
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You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
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Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again?
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If I said you had a nice body,
would you hold it against me?
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You’re so sweet you’re giving me a toothache!
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If a fat man puts you in a bag tonight, don’t worry, I asked for you for Christmas.
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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me!
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