With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
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Want to play lion? (She asks, “What’s that?”) That’s where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!
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What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
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What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
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This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
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Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularly nice weather.”
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WAIT, don’t drink that. Don’t you know that makes your chest grow to twice its normal size? Oh, I’m sorry. I guess it’s too late.
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Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
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So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.
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Can you tell me how my cum tastes?
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See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
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On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
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Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
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Save water, shower with a friend!
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I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.
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My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
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Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation
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Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?
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Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway. Let’s make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!
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Let’s make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!
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