I’m the kind of man who deserves to have women I don’t deserve.
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Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
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I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
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I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
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If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
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If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
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If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
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I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
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I’d marry your cat just to get in the family.
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I only have 12 hours to live… please don’t let me die a virgin.
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I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes. Don’t let me die!
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How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).
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I am participating in the Sexual Olympics multiple orgasm relay race my partner just died of exhaustion. Would you like to help me out?
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Hey… somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
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Hi, I’m gay. Do you think you can convert me?
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Hi, sorry I don’t have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line. . .
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Hey baby. Why don’t you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?
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Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I’ll disappear in the morning.
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Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?
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Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!
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