Are you a soft launch? Because I’d post you everywhere.
Your profile feels like good news.
Quick honesty. I swiped right before I read the bio.
Be honest. Was your profile picture a trap?
What's the green flag I should know about you upfront?
I usually swipe left.
Your profile broke my pattern.
I matched because you looked interesting. The cute part was a bonus.
Quick question. Are you actually as funny as your bio?
Your prompts are dangerous. I read them three times.
Be honest. How many openers like this do you get a day?
If your texting matches your photos, I’m in trouble.
I have one question that decides everything. Sweet or salty snacks?
Be honest. Are you here to talk or to ghost me politely?
Your bio said you wanted something real. Hi. I’m something real.
I came here to scroll. You ruined that plan.
Random question. What’s your most underrated personality trait?
Hey. I picked you as my new favorite contact.
Just checking in. And checking you out.
Quick question. Are you smiling at this text right now?
I’m bored. You’re cute. Math says we should talk.