Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
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Is summer over? Because I’m about to 'fall' for you!
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You know, I think you may be the sole reason for global warming.
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You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
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Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
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If you were a steak you would be well done.
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Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
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Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.
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Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!
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Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
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I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you're the gratest.
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I'll give you a kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it.
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Wow, when god made you he was showing off.
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Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
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We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.
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Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
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If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
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You know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms.
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I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.
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If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
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