Can you pinch me?
Because you're so fine I must be dreaming.
I thought Happiness starts with H.
But why does mine start with U?
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're soda-licious.
Did you hear of the new disease called beautiful, I think you're infected.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin U.
When a penguin finds a mate they stay with them for the rest of their life. Will you be my penguin?
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?
If we were playing poker, I would go all in.
Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
Just wondering...if you're here, who's running heaven?
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
How much does a polar beat weigh? Enough to break the ice!
Are you from Japan cause I'm trying to get in Japanties.