I hope someone knows how to do CPR because you just took my breath away.
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You're looking a little sick, you must be suffering from lack of Vitamin Me.
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Are you a WiFi router? Because I'm feeling a connection.
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Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knees falling for you.
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If you were a transformer you'd be Optimus Fine.
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Let's play a game…not hide and seek though, people like you are hard to find.
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Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.
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I never believed in love at first sight, then I saw you.
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It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.
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If being beautiful was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged.
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My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I'll make an exception for you.
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Did you go to school at Hogwarts? Because I'm feeling the magic.
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I'm really glad I just bought life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
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If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
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Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
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Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
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Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you.
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Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just fell for you and I'm hurt.
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
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Excuse me, are you a library book? Because I am totally checking you out.
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