I can't tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.
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Are you a dentist? My smile got brighter when I saw you.
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Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.
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You can delete the app now, I'm here.
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Do you have a name?
Or can I call you mine?
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There must be something wrong with my eyes—
I can't seem to take them off of you.
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My name is [your name] but you should hear my phone number.
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Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
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I'm not currently an organ donor, but I'd love to give you my heart.
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If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I'll give it right back.
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I have a phone number, you have a phone number—think of the possibilities.
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I've got all these forks and knives all I need is a little spoon.
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Your hand looks heavy, can I hold it for you?
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I always thought happiness started with an "H" but it looks like it starts with "U.
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Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
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Did you just come out of an oven? Because you're too hot to handle.
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I think we've met before. Actually, never mind—I think it was just in my dreams.
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I bet my number sounds nicer than yours. Wanna hear it?
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Trust me, I'm not drunk—I'm just intoxicated by you.
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Do you have a mirror? Because I can see us together.
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