Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
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Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
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Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
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Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
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I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
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People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
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If I followed you home, would you keep me?
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I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
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Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
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I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
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I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?
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Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
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I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
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There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
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Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
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What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
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Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house?
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Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
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Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
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So, do you have a new years resolution, I'm looking at mine right now.
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