I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
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Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
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Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
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If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
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Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
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I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
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Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of bs.
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I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.
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If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.
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I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
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You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
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Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
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If you were a booger I would pick you first.
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What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
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If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.
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Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!
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If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
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You: Your father must have been a thief. Them: Huh? You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
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I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
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If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
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