Do you have a cell phone in your back pocket? Because your booty is calling to me.
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I’ve been trying to conserve more water…wanna shower together?
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Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
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How’s your heat tolerance? Because things are going to get spicy.
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Do you like games? We should play strip poker.
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I have an idea…Why don’t I be Burger King, and you be McDonald’s? I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
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I know how we could get a workout without leaving the bed.
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Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.
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Your bed or mine?
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One night with me might change your life.
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I feel like a lamp because you keep turning me on.
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They call me coffee because I grind so fine.
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You’re like my homework because I’m not doing you, even though I definitely should be.
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Good thing I know CPR, because tonight, I’m definitely going to take your breath away.
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