Do you like fishing? Because you just caught me.
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That sweater looks amazing on you. I bet I would, too!
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Are you an elevator? Because I’d love to go up and down with you.
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Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place.
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I have no interest in having kids, but can we practice anyway?
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I’d like to walk you back to my door.
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I love your shirt. Can I try it on in the morning?
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I’m an artist, and my favorite thing to make is love.
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Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.
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That outfit you’re wearing would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
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Let’s make some bad decisions together.
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Just to be clear, we’re both heading for the same bed tonight, right?
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Do I have to sign for your package?
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I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you.
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Want to have the best sleepover of your life?
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Are you a firework? I heard you might bang.
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You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King:
You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
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My name isn’t Elmo,
but you can tickle me anytime you want.
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You look hotter than my coffee.
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Let’s play carpenter so we can nail each other.
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