I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
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I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
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Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
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Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
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Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
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I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
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I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
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Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
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Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
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You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
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Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
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You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
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I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
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Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
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Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
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Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
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You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
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My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
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