Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.
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Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
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Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
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We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
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I’m sorry, were you talking to me?
No?
Would you like to?
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
How would you like it if I came home with you?
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I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
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I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
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Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!
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Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
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It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
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Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
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They say Disney is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
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Let us let only latex stand between our love.
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Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
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I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
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You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
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Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes?
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I hate to see you go but I love to watch you walk away.
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