Knock, knock. Them: Who’s there? What when. Them: What when who? Coffee, this week, you and me.
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Hey, how’d you manage to steal my heart so fast?
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I bought you a dictionary since you add so much meaning to my life.
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I believe in following my dreams. So could I take you on a date?
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I promise I won’t break your heart. I’ll just steal it.
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Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
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I saw you walking by and I just had to come say hello.
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My love for you is like dividing by zero. It’s undefinable.
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I honestly don’t think there’s a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.
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There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.
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I had a good pickup line ready to go, but you’re so beautiful and I’m left speechless.
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If I had a time machine, I’d use it to relive this exact moment.
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Would you like me to free up my schedule? Because I’d be happy to make time for you.
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I’m not a mathematician, but I’m pretty sure you + me = perfect.
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They should really rearrange the alphabet and put U next to I.
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Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.
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Roses are red, my face is too, and that only happens when I’m with you.
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I am not an electrician, but I’d love to light up your day!
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I wanna be a superhero! Like Batman or Spider-Man, but now I’m trying to be your man.
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4+4=8 but you + me equals fate.
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