When I text you good morning tomorrow, what number should I be using?
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You’re single. I’m single. Do you wanna see if we can change that?
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My friends bet me I couldn’t chat up the best looking (guy or girl) here. Wanna use their money to go on a date?
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I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
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Are you a cliffhanger? ‘Cause I don’t think I can go another day without knowing more about you.
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You know what would look nice? Your arms around me.
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I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. Because I know I wouldn’t have forgotten a beautiful face like yours.
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I was told that life was like a deck of cards, so I guess that makes you a queen of hearts. ♥️
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I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
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I’m not even playing cards but somehow I pulled a Queen.
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Wait, if you’re here, then who’s running heaven?
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I’m learning about important dates in history, wanna be one of them?
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I’m not gonna lie, you’ve stolen my heart and I really don’t want it back.
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I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you call it and see if it works?
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If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d have a dollar, cause you never left my mind.
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I’m gonna have to ask you to leave, you’re making everyone else in here look bad.
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On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
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Wow, I’ve been blinded by your beauty. I’ll need your name and number for insurance purposes.
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I’ve heard that Disneyland is the happiest place on earth, but whoever said that has clearly never stood next to you.
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So when our grandkids ask how we met, what should we tell them?
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