Are you a friend of Mariah Carey? Because All I Want for Christmas Is You.
Are you worried about global warming? Because you’re making it hot in here.
Is your name Jimmy? Because I’ve Fallon for you.
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you’re clearly Mr. Wright.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
Call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you.
Are you my wisdom teeth? Because I have a feeling that I should take you out as soon as possible.
Are you a charger? Because I’m dying without you.
Do you like Burger King? Because you’re my McKing.
Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
I’m happy I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.
If handsome was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
Are you a WiFi router? Because I’m feeling a connection.
I was told never to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.
Did you go to school at Hogwarts with Harry Potter? Because I’m feeling the magic.
Do you know how to do CPR? Because you just took my breath away.
Do you have a cold? Because you look like you’re lacking Vitamin Me.
Are you a transformer? Because you look like Optimus Fine.
Let’s not play hide and seek. People like you are hard to find.