I’m happy I have life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
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Is your name Ken? Because I can be your Barbie.
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If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair.
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I’m here! What are your other two wishes?
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Not even Snape could Severus apart.
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Let me tie your shoes, ‘cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
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The only number I don’t see here is yours.
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Do you have Instagram? Because I truly believe in following my dreams.
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Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
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Angels should be in heaven. How’d you escape?
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Boy, you’re the proof that aliens are real, because I think that you just abducted my heart.
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What is it like to be the most handsome person in this room?
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If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
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You must be a very important textbook passage,
because seeing you is the highlight of my day.
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Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.
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Oh by the way, I’m wearing that smile you gave me.
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I’ve got all these forks and knives all I need is a little spoon.
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I always thought happiness started with an “H” but it looks like it starts with “U.”
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Did you just come out of an oven? Because you’re too hot to handle.
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I think we’ve met before. Actually, never mind—I think it was just in my dreams.
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