I would invite you to come over this weekend, but I’m not sure I can keep my hands to myself.
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I’m so excited about our date tonight. If you play your cards right, then you’re going to love what I’ve got planned for later.
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Is your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you right now.
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Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text.
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You remind me of Disneyland because I want to ride you all day long.
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I’m trying on lingerie, but I need a second opinion. Do you want to help me?
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Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?
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Save some energy for me tonight. XO
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What’s the hottest thing I can do for you when I see you?
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You’re so hot, you make the equator look like the North Pole. Can’t wait for us to get on Santa’s naughty list tonight.
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Do you work at Dick’s? Because you’re sporting my favorite goods. See you tonight!
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I wish you were here to play “Simon Says” with me… in bed.
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Can you tell me what time you’ll be back at my place? My body misses you.
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Did you go to the gym yet? I know one workout that you’ve been missing.
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I can’t fall asleep by myself…can you come sleep with me?
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I love letting you see every last part of me.
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Are you a firefighter? Because you leave me all hot and bothered.
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They say kissing is the language of love—wanna start a conversation?
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8 o’clock. My bed. What you wear doesn’t matter.
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Just checked my battery life, and it’s at 69%. XO
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