I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.
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Nice pants.
Can I talk you out of them?
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I’ll show you my tan lines if you’ll show me yours.
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Your eyes have no secrets. They have already told me that you’re going home with me tonight.
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It feels like it’s going to be one of those nights where neither of us gets any sleep.
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Are your eyes trying to strip me of my clothes?!
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That body is yours for the rest of your life; I just want it for tonight.
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Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
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Wanna help me get on Santa’s naughty list this year?
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I bet you look as perfect with your clothes off as you do with them on.
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If you were a character in Ratatouille, you’d be the spice to my bland soup.
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I’ve been super on top of things lately. Would you like to be one of them?
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I volunteer as your victim tonight since you’re clearly dressed to kill.
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Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good “Karma” Sutra positions we can try.
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Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
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Does your name start with “C” because I can “C” us getting down.
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Let’s make a deal: I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
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I find your lack of nudity disturbing.
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I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
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Last night I had the wildest dream…and you were in it!
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