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Why should you never play poker at the zoo? Too many cheetahs
My friends bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
Is your bday on October 10? Cuz you’re a 10/10 💯
Are you a cat? Because you're purrfect.
Is your body a map?
Because I love to travel.
Because I love to travel.
If I said you had a beautiful body,
would you hold it against me?
would you hold it against me?
You look hotter than my coffee.
You look so familiar…did we have class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
If a fat man puts you in a bag tonight, don’t worry, I asked for you for Christmas.
Did you hear of the new disease called beautiful, I think you're infected.
You look hotter than my coffee.
Hey!
My name is Microsoft.
Can I crash at your place tonight after our date?
My name is Microsoft.
Can I crash at your place tonight after our date?
Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.
Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!
Do you also love winter? Because I'm snow glad I met you.
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
I’m not a dentist,
but I bet I could give you a filling if you wanted me to.
but I bet I could give you a filling if you wanted me to.
Great dress.
I’m sorry, I’ll have to rip it apart later tonight.
I’m sorry, I’ll have to rip it apart later tonight.
Tell your chest to stop staring at my eyes when you’re around me.
It always distracts me.
It always distracts me.
Wanna come to the party in my bed tonight?
Are you the Little Mermaid? Because I want to be part of your world.
Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Are you a cinnamon roll? Soft, sweet, and warming everyone up.
Are you craving Pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizz-a you
Just so you know, tonight will be unforgettable.
Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert tonight?
Stop thinking about me naked!
Sheesh.
Sheesh.
Great dress.
I’m sorry, I’ll have to rip it apart later tonight.
I’m sorry, I’ll have to rip it apart later tonight.
Great dress.
I’m sorry, I’ll have to rip it apart later tonight.
I’m sorry, I’ll have to rip it apart later tonight.
I bought some whipped cream—
Want to be the dessert?
Want to be the dessert?
If you look this good in clothes,
I can’t imagine how good you’ll look out of them.
I can’t imagine how good you’ll look out of them.
I can’t stop thinking about all the fun things...
I can’t stop thinking about all the fun things we could be doing together.
I can’t stop thinking about all the fun things we could be doing together.
Is your body a map?
Because I love to travel.
Because I love to travel.
Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
Let me know tonight!
Let me know tonight!
I wish I was cos squared and you were sin squared because together we'd be one.
Are you the Little Mermaid? Because I want to be part of your world.
Mario is Italian
Looks like a Mexican
Invented by the Japanese
Lives in America
Jumps like a black guy
Takes coins like a jew
Nimimerkki: SuperFan
Looks like a Mexican
Invented by the Japanese
Lives in America
Jumps like a black guy
Takes coins like a jew
Nimimerkki: SuperFan
Stop thinking about me naked!
Sheesh.
Sheesh.
Come over ASAP.
Tell your chest to stop staring at my eyes when you’re around me.
It always distracts me.
It always distracts me.
Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert tonight?
Stop thinking about me naked!
Sheesh.
Sheesh.
Great dress.
I’m sorry, I’ll have to rip it apart later tonight.
I’m sorry, I’ll have to rip it apart later tonight.
Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert tonight?
I don’t like sitting here at work when I could...
be at home doing things to you.
be at home doing things to you.
I can’t stop thinking about all the fun things...
I can’t stop thinking about all the fun things we could be doing together.
I can’t stop thinking about all the fun things we could be doing together.
Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
Let me know tonight!
Let me know tonight!
If a fat man puts you in a bag tonight, don’t worry, I asked for you for Christmas.
Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert tonight?
Great dress.
I’m sorry, I’ll have to rip it apart later tonight.
I’m sorry, I’ll have to rip it apart later tonight.
I don’t like sitting here at work when I could...
be at home doing things to you.
be at home doing things to you.
Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert tonight?
Stop thinking about me naked!
Sheesh.
Sheesh.
Come over ASAP.
Do you like sleeping? [Yeah] Cool, we should do it together sometime!
Why was Mario coughing a lot?
- Something went down the wrong tube.
- Something went down the wrong tube.
Why did the two ghosts attack Mario?
- To give him a boo-boo.
- To give him a boo-boo.
What do you call the mother who gave birth to Super Mario?
- Mario Maker
- Mario Maker
Hey!
My name is Microsoft.
Can I crash at your place tonight after our date?
My name is Microsoft.
Can I crash at your place tonight after our date?
Is your name Google? You’ve got everything I’m searching for.
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
I think I could fall madly into bed with you right now.
I’m not a dentist,
but I bet I could give you a filling if you wanted me to.
but I bet I could give you a filling if you wanted me to.
Hey!
My name is Microsoft.
Can I crash at your place tonight after our date?
My name is Microsoft.
Can I crash at your place tonight after our date?
I don’t like sitting here at work when I could...
be at home doing things to you.
be at home doing things to you.