Do you mind if I tie your shoes? I don’t want you to fall for anyone else.
If you were words on a page, you’d be called fine print.
Are you an artist? Because you’re very talented at drawing me in.
Do you want to know what’s on the menu tonight? Me-N-U.
I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but you have me considering love at first swipe.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
I’m not usually a hoarder, but I think I’d like to keep you forever.
I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Your number’s not in it.
If I was an octopus, all three of my hearts would be beating for you.
I should complain to Spotify for not naming you...
This week’s hottest single.
Are you a beaver?
Because daaaaam.
Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.
Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
Do you have a shovel, because I’m digging you.
Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet.
Hi, my name is [insert your name], but you can call me tomorrow.
I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away.