Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
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He: Would you sleep with me for 20 million dollars?
She (sheepishly):
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Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
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Excuse me, I’ve seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?
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Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.
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F**k me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
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Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don’t you?
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Fuck me if i’m wrong but isn’t your name Gretchen?.
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Fuck me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to kiss me?
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Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
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Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
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Don’t you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
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Excuse me,
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Hey. My friends wanted me to come over here and ask you if they were fake. Can I sqeeze them to find out?
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If I washed my dick, would you suck it? (No.) Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks
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Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
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Excuse me, I just shit in my pants. Can I get in yours?
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Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
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Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
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Didn’t I do your sister?
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